To Us
Fair fa’ your honest sauncy faces
Great chieftains o’ the high tech races
Aboon them a’ ye tak’ yer places
Crypto, Quantum
Well are ye worthy of all praises
Tech leaders become
IDC analysts see through the hype that
High tech draws, less trend, more tat
The 3D metaverse distinctly flat
Robotics weedy
ML and AI, now old hat
“Autonomous” cars needy
All tech depends on strong security
Without which none would reach maturity
And not forgetting our ally Privacy
GDPR does the biz
Emerging too is sovereignty
Whatever that is
We deal with every kind of threat
That cause our CISO friends to sweat
On us the users place their bet
What’s not to like?
Oh CISO there’s no need to fret
Should ransomware strike
But caution, lest ourselves be skinned
It’s Trust on which all hopes are pinned
Let’s not be the next Solar Wind
Kaseya hacked
Laugh not when other vendors sinned
When you’re attacked
We’re all part of the Community
Our strength is vendor unity
Which grows the opportunity
Revenues desirous
And creates a herd immunity
But not from the other kind of virus
So here we sit with vaccines dosed
The best night out we like to boast
And IDC your grateful host
Please take my lead
I offer you a Scottish Toast
Wha’s like us? Damn few, and they’re a’ deid.